1. miscellaneousdesserts:

    Cookie Dough Ice Cream Chocolate Cake (recipe)

     

    1. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    2. Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    4. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    5. DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    6. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    7. DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    8. Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    9. DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    10. Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    11. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    12. Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    13. DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    14. Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    17. DC: Wait-
    18. Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    19. DC: I didn't-
    20. Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    21. Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    22. Marvel: PEACE
     
  2. eringeremick:

    This is Haylee. I met her online recently and was given permission to share her story. Shes 16 years old and has been suffering with Anorexia Nervosa (binge purge subtype) for 10 years now. She has permanent heart problems, shes has 2 heart attacks since January, and was in a coma in March. Shes constantly in the hospital due to her eating disorder, and shes spent 7 months in the hospital this year. It’s come to my attention that there are a lot of people on tumblr with “pro-anorexic” blogs who seem to WANT this disease and give “tips” to their followers to “become anorexic”. I want you to look at this photo, at this young girl who has wasted 10 years of her life in agony and ask yourself, how can you be pro this? How can you encourage others to do this to themselves? Please reblog this and help it get around to other blogs to show the reality of eating disorders and the pain they cause and put a stop to “pro anorexia” blogs.

    (via super-who-locked-in)

     
  3. twofishies:

    lightspeedsound:

    all-the-fangirl-feels:

    #remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

    casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

    Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

    casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

    Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

    what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!

    (Source: fifthharmony, via super-who-locked-in)

     
  4. almaasi:

    #ITS FUCKING BACK  #HE KNOWS  #THEY ALL KNOW  #HIDE THE PORN

    (Source: itsfuuh, via scared-fallen-angel)

     
  5. laura-aurora:

    Some recent outfits :) 

    (via suicide-starlight)

     
  6. Pixar + last lines

    (Source: musicalhog, via nicole-voodoo)

     
  7. tamorapierce:

    better-than-kanye-bitchh:

    relationship goals

    My marriage.

    (via scared-fallen-angel)

     
  8. THIS LINE IS SO HORRENDOUSLY UNDERAPPRECIATED.

    (Source: tonysassy, via scared-fallen-angel)

     
  9. thealienonbroadway:

    nyotabadassuhura:

    girlwithalessonplan:

    fury-oh-sea:

    um.

    The video is even better:  http://www.vulture.com/2014/07/this-woman-killed-it-on-american-ninja-warrior.html

    The male competitors are in awe the whole time, and even the commentators learned to stop saying, “I don’t think she can do this.”

    She’s amazing.

    IT GOT BETTER

    I don’t know if I’ve already reblogged this. I don’t care. Watch that video! This woman is a BEAST!

    (Source: sizvideos, via scared-fallen-angel)